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I’d like to say I don’t believe in anything.
But I keep an open mind.

17 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 944 notes

#OMG I HAD NO IDEA PARRISH WAS SUPERNATURAL #said no one ever

40 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 8,904 notes

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

47 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 167 notes

letmegrabyourcuteass:

I like Parrish because he’s just a ‘go with the flow’ type of guy like

Ninja killing people? Okay.

Someone bombs the police station? Okay.

Suspicious boy turning up at a demolished home and his finger prints come up for a much older man? Mmmkay.

Pretty little lady in a house where a family died in and finds a meat locker full of dead people? Gee, this lady is pretty.

Pretty little lady a psychic? Okay.

Sheriff looks suspicious at times? Mmalright.

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,165 notes
@rhambokid: The pain. But it was worth it. [x]

Wait. Is that mason? With an Egyptian tattoo?!
@rhambokid: The pain. But it was worth it. [x]

Wait. Is that mason? With an Egyptian tattoo?!

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 18 notes

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 9,640 notes
Tagged as: #harry potter 

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 133,674 notes

bravobeavo:

Sterek Week - Day 3 - HS/College AU

In which Derek, a senior, is a star basketball player who just hit it big and is in the midst of his first interview. The interviewer breaches the subject of Derek’s boyfriend Stiles, a goofy Stanford sophomore who stole Derek’s heart with too many 90’s pop culture references and spastic attacks of ADD.
9 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 4,477 notes

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

9 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 45,035 notes
kendrawcandraw:

Sorry I don’t have the time for full comics but here have this
I AIN’T SAYIN YOU A GOLD DIGGER YOU GOT A WEIRD HOT WIRE THAT CUTS OFF HEADS

kendrawcandraw:

Sorry I don’t have the time for full comics but here have this

I AIN’T SAYIN YOU A GOLD DIGGER YOU GOT A WEIRD HOT WIRE THAT CUTS OFF HEADS

9 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,317 notes
Tagged as: #teen wolf 
tacoposey:

crassper:

Where are his parents

I don’t know, ask your hands. 

tacoposey:

crassper:

Where are his parents

I don’t know, ask your hands. 

10 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 22,191 notes

tacoposey:

what if i get a photo op with orny adams and just wear a shirt with the letter “H” on it

so 

we can be

horny adams

10 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 66 notes
Tagged as: #teen wolf 

2x05 / 4x05

10 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 12,874 notes

(x)

10 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 4,065 notes
bleep0bleep:

pocketlass:

zainclaw:

I’m not saying this episode will be important for Parrish but…

Episode 9 has always been the episode when one of the main villains is revealed (S1: Peter Hale as the Alpha; S2: Matt Daehler as the kanima’s master; 3A: Jennifer Blake as the Darach; 3B: Noshiko Yukimura as the cause of the nogitsune). Just throwing that out there…

bleep0bleep:

pocketlass:

zainclaw:

I’m not saying this episode will be important for Parrish but…

Episode 9 has always been the episode when one of the main villains is revealed (S1: Peter Hale as the Alpha; S2: Matt Daehler as the kanima’s master; 3A: Jennifer Blake as the Darach; 3B: Noshiko Yukimura as the cause of the nogitsune). Just throwing that out there…

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10 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,673 notes