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Bailey. 25. Portland. I'm fairly certain at least 95% of what I post is Teen Wolf. Fan of way too many things to list. Things that appear here are random. I'm spoiler free and tag any spoilers before airing and I stop tagging them as soon as the pacific airing is over. I don't recall what it was I did on the interwebs before this site and I'm on here when I get a chance ...



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yup that was a great episode!

i only hope Stiles won’t be dead in the end of the season=/

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 2,769 notes
Tagged as: #teen wolf 


Love Don’t Die

~ A Pushing Daisies AU

Derek is nine years old when he discovers the gift that he’s been given. A gift that he didn’t necessarily ask for. Derek can touch dead things and bring them back to life. But not without consequences and conditions, many of which are heartbreaking. 

Many years later, his path crosses that of his childhood sweetheart, Stiles, in very unfortunate circumstances. But now, Derek’s gift gives him the power to save Stiles. And damned be the consequences.


“Where are we going?” Derek asks instead.

“Beacon Hills,” Allison answers him, and Derek’s heart skips up a bit at the name of his home town. “You ever been there?”

“You could say that,” Derek says, letting out a deep breath. “I kinda grew up there. Before boarding school.”

“Well, get ready to go back then,” Allison says, “You free this afternoon?”

“I can ask Scott to keep an eye on the restaurant,” Derek nods, “I’ve done all my baking for today. So… this dead guy from Beacon Hills, does he have a name?”

“Gościsław Stilinski,” Allison says, and Derek’s heart stops beating.

“Stiles…” he whispers out, swallowing around the lump in his throat.

Read here, on AO3 (~33K) 

3 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 1,223 notes

it’s april 15th

friendly reminder to do you tax return crap … 10 emails later i finally have my last w-2 so i can file today … i hate the phone okay? ugh adult bs

4 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 2 notes
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Tyler Hoechlin dancing to Eminem and Rihanna at the MTV Movie Awards

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 7,981 notes
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4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 107,660 notes


The Newlywed Game by Captain_Loki

Stiles is (still) single when the pack’s getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles’ unique forms of persuasion.

Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound…and the two roped into competing in the Resort’s version of the Newlywed game. Only it’s completely obvious it’s going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.

Most probably homicide.

Plot twist: It doesn’t.

“Dude, I want my whole vacation paid for,” Stiles argues, the next night, an hour before they have to leave for the beach, waving at the informational poster in his hand.

“I’ll pay for the damn trip,” Derek argues, snatching the paper away from him. Stiles huffs in annoyance. “What part of this sounds like a good plan Stiles?” Derek asks, incredulous. “There’s no way in hell we could ever actually win!”

“Then what’s there to lose!” Stiles shouts. “It’s not like it could hurt to try!”

“I’m pretty sure that’s just a serious lack of imagination on your part,” Derek reasons.

“C’mon you’ve nearly died like eight times, this isn’t even a thing that registers on the Derek Hale scale ‘o man pain,” Stiles snaps.

“I don’t know,” Derek grumbles, “pretending to be in a relationship with you seems a decent form of torture,” he sighs. Stiles’ face crumples into an angry pout and he crosses his arms over his chest.

“You are a sizeable jackass, and when we win the reimbursement I’m sharing none of it with you. I’m spending it all on Reese’s and porn subscriptions,” Stiles hisses, pushing a laughing Derek out of the way in his attempt to get to the bathroom to get ready.

5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 2,856 notes
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Tagged as: #maze runner 



why do fandom bloggers travel in odd numbered groups

because we can’t even

1 week ago on April 12th, 2014 | J | 123 notes

so if we shipped danny and sprayberry’s character their ship could be called something with 69 … i think i need sleep

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | J | 1,737 notes

#tbt That time @tifferini and I breathed on Stiles’ jeep.


#tbt That time @tifferini and I breathed on Stiles’ jeep.

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | J | 132 notes
1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | J | 823 notes

my brother shawn just won tickets to george strait so he’s coming up here tomorrow so apparently tomorrow night i’m going to a concert

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | J | 2 notes
Tagged as: #so random 

Teen Wolf Cast Cribs

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | J | 10 notes